The England team shrink

According to this BBC article, Monty Panesar is talking to England's team psychologist about how to be ready for some fierce taunting. I think Monty will hold up well. I think Harmison needs to talk to the shrink about not getting homesick. Trescothick - apparently he needs to talk about India, because there's something about that country that incapacitates him. And England's selectors need to talk to him about how to handle the stress that will come from picking an Ashes captain that is not yet medically fit to play.

And what they all need to talk about with him is how to handle the stress created by this guy.